Indiscriminate Parking & Parking Hogs

Parking Hogs

Parking Hogs

What annoys me the most in Miri,
Are those who park like dimwits,
With parking hogs adding to the melee,
Mirians are driven to anger fits.

Parking hogs are the worst ever,
They are not playing by the rules,
Reserving parking spots in ways they think are clever,
Causing Mirians much parking blues.

Business owners shoot themselves in the foot,
Reserving scarce parking spots with plastic chairs,
An unethical practice that has taken root,
Putting the culprits in the public’s cross hairs.

I know this sounds like a petty rant,
But theses parking hogs are flouting the basic rules of civility,
Someone please think of a naughty prank,
A just recourse to play on the guilty.