The King Of Fruits

Durians

Hell on the outside, Heaven on the inside, Love it or hate it, You’ll know when you eat.   The hulking thorny beast, What a lovely feast, The divine custardy flesh, Best when taken fresh.   Hailed as the king of fruits, Aggressive it may look, Seductive is its smell, Though some say it smells like hell.   Incomparable is ...

Read More »

Gossip

Gossip

Gossip is one mean fellow, Spreading stuff that is mean and malicious, He won’t hesitate to stoop so low, For he finds rumours delicious.   Gossip needn’t be false to be evil, From loose tongue it is born, It’s like the radio of the devil, It’s nature’s telephone.   What you don’t see with your eyes, Don’t witness with your ...

Read More »

It’s The Real Thing

Coca Cola The Real Thing

Coca-Cola exemplifies America’s soft power, Over its competitors it towers, Wherever you go, Coca-Cola is a well-known icon, The omnipresence of Coca-Cola beckons.   When launched Coca-Cola’s two key ingredients were caffeine and cocaine, Packed in contour bottle rather than in aluminium cans, With cocaine and caffeine derived from coca and kola, That’s how the proprietary elixir came to be ...

Read More »

Malaysian Toilets

Malaysian public toilets

Malaysia reputedly has the worst toilets in the world, With stench emanating well beyond the toilet walls, Disgusting, stinky, dirty and hideous, The mere thought of them makes many nauseous.   Toilet floors are often so wet, Wet feet is what you get, When you think about the nature of the water, Getting out is all that matters.   When ...

Read More »

I Am Colour Blind

Colour Blindness Test

I am colour blind, That doesn’t mean I am blind, I have a colour vision deficiency, Colour recognition is not my proficiency.   Colour blindness is not the end of everything, It is just a different perception of things, It’s due to some genetic defect, That renders me imperfect.   It has been said that a person who sees a ...

Read More »