Thou Rejang River, long and mighty, Deforestation and human abuses have made you so filthy, Your water the colour of milk coffee, Not a pretty sight to see.   Famed for being the longest river in Malaysia, The country that prides itself as truly Asia, For centuries a major route into the heart of Borneo, You were famed for your ...

Zee Avi, Born in Miri, She sang her Bitter Heart out about Kantoi, And got busted with Tommy boy.

Crocodiles appear to weep, Feasting on their victims they rip, Ironic this may seem, But crocodiles are real mean.   Crocodile tears, a hypocritical grief display, On your emotion they play, A fake show of sorrow, Sympathy from you they hope to sow.   So beware of the crocodile tears ploy, Watch out for this decoy, Fall not for the ...

Amber Chia, Admired for her sexy rear, A top model with defining pouty lips, Men go crazy when she sways her hips.

The little indentation in a person’s cheek, A facial malformation so many seek, A minor birth defect that melts so many hearts, A little crater that drives people nuts.   What’ s so cute about a dimple? Why is it so appealing though it is so simple? What makes it so desirable? Why is it so irresistible?   A dimple ...

A clerihew is a whimsical, four-line poem invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley. The first line is the name of the poem’s subject, usually a famous person put in an absurd light. The rhyme scheme is AABB, and the rhymes are often forced. The line length and metre are irregular. Tony Fernandes You’ll seldom see him at his desk, Because of ...

When there are apples to be polished, Many people will do it with relish, Sucking up to an authority, Is an apple polisher’s duty.   Brown nosing comes in many guises, Boot licking is meant to disguise, An attempt to ask for favours, By appealing to emotion in many flavours.   Flattery is nice to receive, Even though  it is ...

I am only one, But still I am one, I cannot do everything, But still I can do something, I will not refuse to do the something that I can do, That is the power of one Helen Keller alluded to.   One voice in a silent world can sound so loud, One kind gesture can remove all doubts, One ...

Little baby smiles, Mummy’s heart misses a beat, True love has spoken.

Malaysians crave for titles, The way Christians love their bibles, Look at the number of awards dished out every year, There is no end to that I fear.   Titles used to be awarded with much constraint, But they’re now given with little restraint, No longer awarded to only people with unimpeachable integrity, But given so perversely to every Tom, ...