Uh-oh Trump

He claims to know everything

When he is actually dumber than you think

He says he knows all about viruses

Yeah the viruses that cause sexually transmitted diseases.

Trump

Trump

Bragging about being a good speller

He caused a real howler

When he spelled Al Qaeda

As Alcaida.

 

He attributed his oft-viral spelling mistakes

To fingers that apparently can’t keep up with his brain that is half awake

He has a penchant for loose talk

Another of his unflattering fault.

 

When the Chinese seized a US Navy drone

He again caused much consternation and groans

By describing the seizure as an “unpresidented act”

When any teenager could have told him that it was an unprecedented act.

 

The world remembers his man-child moment

His refusal to shake hands with Angela Merkel invited so much comments

He is obviously not a brainless fool

But he thinks bashing the idea of climate change due to global warming is cool.

 

He has astounding overdrafts in his knowledge bank of basic facts

Having on several occasions announced his breadth of ignorance as a matter of fact

He goofs up the simple stuff

Entertaining the world to a good laugh.

 

When photographs showed smaller crowds had gathered for his inauguration

He let loose his anger and consternation

With altered photos showing the crowds to be bigger than that for Obama

His bruised ego was flattered ending his outburst drama .

 

Coronavirus has become a Trump catastrophe

He can win hands down the world top comedian politician trophy

Pushing first an anti-malaria drug to combat the pandemic

To the consternation of health academics.

 

He has now offered a new suggestion

No need for tests and health examinations

Every product beneath your kitchen sink

Might be the miracle medicine drink.

 

Throughout the many disasters that have befallen the Trump administration

Malevolence tempered by incompetence hounded the American nation

A president who distracts has very little time for facts

And Americans have to live with that sad fate.

 

Encouraging Russian foreign interference in the 2016 presidential election

He stooped so low just to become president of the nation

And involved in more than four thousand state and federal legal proceedings

The apparent lack of integrity of him and his businesses is mind boggling.

 

The fourth US president to face impeachment

Another blemish in his tenure as president

A time may come when Americans show their ire

Telling Trump he’s  fired.