It’s Fun To Be Malaysian

 

Cartoons are meant to entertain

But some can cause you to be detained.

 

Balloons are usually meant for kids

But yellow balloons for some strange reasons give some adults fits.

 

Baboons are monkeys belonging to the genus Papio

But some humans are moronic baboons we have to endure.

 

Keep a watchful eye over your chocolates

Crying over your missing chocolates is too late.

 

Coconuts are a tropical fruit

Malaysian bomohs can use them to reveal the truth.

 

Sg Buloh sounds like a riverine resort

It actually houses prisoners of all sorts.

 

Malaysians seem indifferent to financial scandals

Simply because such scandals are as common as Bata sandals.

 

Corruption is the scourge of any nation

But it seems like standadrd practice among most politicians.

 

Handbags come with different price tags

Make sure your Birkin is not a fake.

 

Diamonds are a woman’s best friend

But for some women’s downfall diamonds are to be blamed.

 

Happiness upon receiving a donation is a normal reaction

But donation from a Saudi prince can pose a tricky situation.

 

Malaysia does not have any Robocop

But it has its one and only Robert Kuok.