I am begging you to get out of my life Don’t cling to me as if you are my wife I have had enough of you You should have taken your cue.   I thought you have left me for good Of late I have been in a good mood Until you showed up again yesterday Completely ruining my day. ...

Some people give me a lick With their tongue doing a flick Some people make me wet With their finger without any sweat. They always press down on me As if I might break free They make sure I’m stuck My life really sucks. Other people then mess up my face My disfigured face fills me with disgrace For I ...

The red colour of the rose Reminds me of a murder so gross Blood splattered on my hand As I brought her life to a bloody end.   The distress she had caused The peace that I’d lost Drove me to the end of my wits That spiralled into my murderous fits.   Lord I do admit This murder I ...

  Cartoons are meant to entertain But some can cause you to be detained.   Balloons are usually meant for kids But yellow balloons for some strange reasons give some adults fits.   Baboons are monkeys belonging to the genus Papio But some humans are moronic baboons we have to endure.   Keep a watchful eye over your chocolates Crying ...

Everything in your life Is a reflection of the choices you have made So don’t blame your wife For making you mad.   If you want different results Make different choices There is no point shouting insults Your wife can do without such noises.

Raided a house in a gated community Only to find it empty My haul was quite small Only a plastic container one foot tall. No fancy handbags or gold bars No heavy suitcases or chocolate or expensive cars But heavy was my small haul Took me three hours to count them all. Definitely not worth a trillion Not even worth ...

On the first day of Christmas Satoshi sent to me: A Bitcoin to my wallet On the second day of Christmas Satoshi sent to me: 2 Bitcoincash and a Bitcoin to my wallet On the third day of Christmas Satoshi sent to me: 3 DASH coins 2 Bitcoincash and a Bitcoin to my wallet   On the fourth day of ...

Public breastfeeding has always been controversial. It is a topic that makes people sit up and voice their opinions. There has been many incidents of public outcry against public breastfeeding. But like it or not, the crux of the matter is that it’s just baby food! A lot of mothers believe they have every right to feed their babies wherever ...

A lot of Singaporeans are up in arms about the way the city state was portrayed in the Cinderella and the Dragon episode of US television series Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders. I know it’s just a TV show and things should not be taken seriously. But for tv viewers who have never been to Singapore, they will tend to believe what ...

I just got back to my brother’s house after visiting my father’s grave for Ching Ming. I can hardly contain my excitement at my amazing find earlier this morning. I flew from Miri to Kuching last night and was up early this morning. With my Canon camera in hand, I  took a stroll in my brother’s garden to see if ...